Adventures in publishing, crowdfunding, and getting dressed. UPDATE: My debut novel, Johnny Ruin, met its funding target in just 9 days, and as of March 22, 2018, is available in all good bookshops. You can buy it here, or read about why I crowdfunded it below: The Wednesday after Blue Monday — Blue Wednesday, if you will — I was having a typically somber pity party on the couch when my email pinged. My agent. “You’ve been offered a deal for your novel. In Germany.”